Tech Quirky T-Shirts

A beggar rises up on an underground lift to the sidewalk to panhandle for money.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Book Worm

Clam Spearing

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Invasion of privacy.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Telephone Box

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

'I can point, but I'm afraid to click!'

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

"...and if I press this button..."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'