Quirky Scientist Moments Pillows

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

No Swimming Allowed

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'