Quirky Scientist Moments Mugs

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

No Swimming Allowed

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

Biocafeteraologist

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'