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'Aren't you supposed to be catching mice instead of designing mousetraps?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Pavlov's Cat

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

World's cheapest car

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'It keeps me sane!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.