Friend Texter Pillows

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

WTF?

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

OMG UR HOT

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

A man surrounded with lovehearts