Faithful Texter Pillows

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Priest

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

OMG UR HOT

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

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