'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'
Faithful Texter Gifts
Looking for a gift for your faithful texter? Surprise them with a fun, thoughtfully designed item that celebrates their endless messaging obsession. Perfect for friends, partners, or anyone who just can't put their phone down! These gifts are packed with humor and personality, making everyday texting feel special.
"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"
Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!
"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"
"Textin’"
At the 2021 Religious Games
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"
'How about a walk!'
Priest
Moo Out Loud
'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'
"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"
The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.
'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'
Giving Things Up For Lent.
'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'
'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'
"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."
"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
Social Networking.
OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...
"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."
Dog Messages
"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"
'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'
"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."
"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."
"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."
"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"
"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."
OMG UR HOT
"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"
Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'
"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"
Faithful Texter Gifts Collection
Faithful Texter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the faithful texter—bring humor and personality to their daily coffee routine.
Faithful Texter Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate their love of messaging. Fun and cozy, these are ideal for any space they love.
Faithful Texter Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that highlight their texting habits. A perfect gift for the faithful texter's personal space.
Faithful Texter T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak their language—literally! Perfect for the faithful texter who loves to wear their texting obsession with pride.