Tactful Communicator Gifts

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Woman on the phone.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

Time for speeches

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Communication

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

I think I have too many apps.

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"I'm gonna make this short and to the point."