Tactful Communicator Mugs

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Woman on the phone.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Time for speeches

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

Communication

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."