Traditional Communicator Pillows

'I'm a little confused Dear, am I supposed to be actioning the post of posting an action?'

"Mon doesn't tweet. She says that 140 characters always seems like the office picnic!"

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

"Must you spend all your time talking with your friends?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Woman on the phone.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Letter writing lady.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Modern Communications

First O.M.G. church.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'I'm getting tired of these huge phone bills.'