Traditional Communication Pillows

Letter writing lady.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Paradigm shifters company.

'I'm getting tired of these huge phone bills.'

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Living life dangerously 2010.

Elephant Upgrade

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

"It's for you."

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Shaker Timeouts

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

Conkers

Boobing for Apples

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."

"Of course you're not learning anything new here at Petherington and Snoode - we're a very old company!"

Skittles match.

"We're actually gossiping at a water cooler instead of on social media. Does this make us hipsters?"

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"You have no new messages."