Old-school Communicators Pillows

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Luddite Zoom.

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

The Original Online Mom.

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

We aren't talking about you --- I said "ribbit"!

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

'Those dang telemarketers have a knack for knowing exactly when we're sitting down for dinner don't they?'

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'