Communication Traditionalist Gifts

'No I won't press one, two or a million. I want to speak to a human being!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Letter writing lady.

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Luddite Zoom.

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."