Telephone Traditionalist Gifts

"It's for you."

'Their answering machine wants to talk to our answering machine!'

'I'm getting tired of these huge phone bills.'

'No, I will not accept a collect call from Borneo.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

"Not apple pie again!"