Telephone Traditionalist T-Shirts

"It's for you."

Finally! I didn't go directly to voicemail! Beeeeeeep.

'Their answering machine wants to talk to our answering machine!'

'I'm getting tired of these huge phone bills.'

'No, I will not accept a collect call from Borneo.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"My kid could have done that with AI."

Luddite Zoom.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."