Indirect Communicators Pillows

Passive-aggressive street signs

Hiding the electronics.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Don't even think about it."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

Body Language - Hiss!

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"

"As a successful negotiator I am well aware of the subtleties of non-verbal communication. This is my discreet way of telling the boss that I want a raise!"

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"