Internet Chat Pillows

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Likes: $2.

Wifi in Hell

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."