Chat Room Chatter Mugs

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

Moses on the web

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Catroom.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'Are you in here tonight?'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

"This is the wine talking."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

"I'm good thanks."

'Yes I know I'm a wrong number, but give me a chance, I might be the one...'

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'