Chatty Neighbor Mugs

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

"What TV programmes do you like?"

"She's like a river - small head,big mouth!"

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

$1: Family Secrets

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Dog got your clog?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'He's training for a career in law.'

Getting together to chew the fat.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

Blah blah blah.

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'