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Occasionally the birdtable would be visited by a family of Chavfinches.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

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Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Don't editorialize."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The Decline of Europe

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Demonic Repossession.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"