"As one of the traditional tasks of the president at this time of year, I now pardon this turkey."
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"Welcome to the future"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Good boy."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
UK border controls relaxed.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
Trump secret police
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
DUNVOTIN
'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."
The wrecking crew!
"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."
Why do you hate the media?
US Capitol Building Toppled
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
The Emperor's New Clothes
social services cuts
'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'
"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."
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