Health Policy Pundits Pillows

US Healthcare System

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Annexe 8

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Consortia set to take over

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

World Health Organization

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Man robbed by medical center.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.