Health Policy Pundit Pillows

'I haven't brushed or flossed in years because I want to take advantage of my dental insurance.'

'If we allow you to use exception coding just because someone is a little bit dead then there's no knowing where it might end.'

'In the absence of any meaningful arguments we'd like to shout a few hackneyed cliches!'

Mr Jones likes the Swine Flu.

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"The Nominees"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Invade/Fail/Deny

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Euro Bomb

Half a house is better than none.

"Give him his food."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"