Socio-economic Commentator Pillows

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

"Perhaps sir would care to show me his credit card before he orders?"

Spanish Unemployment

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Spot the difference.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Shrinking Dollar.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

The Greek Trampoline

Same Sex Marriages.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

"N.H.S. Direct has been forced to close another two web pages due to cuts."

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Have you drugged your child today?

Intelligent Sexual Design

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'