Socioeconomic Commentator Gifts

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Spot the difference.

"Let's just say someone has slipped out of the top one per cent."

"Sure, I exploited, but I never outsourced."

"Yeah, what the hell? The middle class has had a nice run."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

'I work hard all day, while you just sit there.' 'That's the politics of envy.'

'That's interesting -- if you adjust for inflation, we're upper middle class.'

"Investment broker? You?"

My, this IS an upscale neighborhood!

Chairman

'Choose rich parents.'

'The economy is down because US workers can't afford to buy stuff our old jobs now make overseas!'

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Shrinking Dollar.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

The Greek Trampoline

Same Sex Marriages.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"