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'See, Robert, the kids do look up to you for something!'

Twins with bag of money

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

We're changing from 'tried and true' to 'fly by the seat of our pants'. So, I'm afraid you're out, Tom !

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

Bureau of Inflation.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Poor man and rich man

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

"The filthy rich"

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'