Coin Connoisseur Gifts

'Stop screaming at Kevin for using your silver quarter collection in the arcade. It's your fault for leaving it where he could find it.'

Girl Exchanging counterfeit coin

'Coin collecting is the hobby of kings? I always thought it was torturing peasants.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Malcolm Sargent

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Dog Walker

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Aromatherapy for Men

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

The Personal ATM

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Family Joules: Part 3

Shaved Ice

Inaction Figure

Litteratti K9s.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'The first cocktail.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.