Coin Connoisseur Pillows

Girl Exchanging counterfeit coin

'Coin collecting is the hobby of kings? I always thought it was torturing peasants.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Dog Walker

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Aromatherapy for Men

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Inaction Figure

The Personal ATM

Shaved Ice

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'The first cocktail.'

Litteratti K9s.

Pisa Hut.

Expensive greeting cards.

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.