Coin-toss Connoisseur Gifts

Judge's Dilemma.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

"Heads or tails?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The Personal ATM

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'Good grief! Why are they dragging me into this?'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Blue wine

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

'He's from Goldman Sacks.'

'Another 'undecided'.'

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."