Board Game Connoisseur Gifts

"He claims to be the true king."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Board Game Hunter

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Tic-tac-toe

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

scrabble love

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Checkmate I think!'

'Checkmate!'

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

The Big Game Park

Expensive greeting cards.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Existential Risk

Monogamy

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Perfection

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"