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Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Expensive greeting cards.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Golfers lost on the road

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Greetings!

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Cats 'Playing' Cards

Valentines for Things

Hot Dog Stand