Fun Card Exchanger Pillows

Mail Yourself a Card.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Lady of the Cake.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Labrador Non-retriever

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

The Tobin Tax.

Boy slides down handrail.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

December 26th . . . The Returns

Santa Claus

Magic Trick

"My kind of course."

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

'...and like most kids with a chemistry set, I just mixed a little of this and a little of that, so the result was truly a surprise.'

Artists Christmas Party

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

'You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours!'

The Fiddler crab.

'Merry Christmas' Devoted angel praising Christmas

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

"She sent me a Thank You note, so I sent back a Thank You for your Thank You note and she sent a Thank You for thanking me for the Thank You note and..."

"I'm dying to know who will be my secret Santa this year."

Multiple Amputee Twister

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'