Family Exchanger Pillows

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

Lady of the Cake.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

The Tobin Tax.

Coronovirus dreams

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"Hello mother. . ."

'I'm coping.'

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'

Free Little Library

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

December 26th . . . The Returns

'I speak six languages fluently but I don't understand my teenager daughter.'

"I'll just text the children upstairs that dinner is ready."

Lil' Free Library/Skert-Skert

Mail Yourself a Card.

'I retired from politics to spend more time with my family, and they didn't RECOGNIZE me.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

'Two chicken lip toasties and three salmon leg baguettes...I'm guessing you're a new apprentice.'

'You said you wanted to talk to me about sex, Dad - what actually do you want to know?'