Intergenerational Exchange Pillows

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

New Age: Retirement Plan

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

"Would you take a selfie of me for my Grandkids?"

'My Gran'pa bridges the generation gap with 10- dollar bills!'

"For the sake of diversity, this office needs an old-timer."

"What's wrong, little buddy?" "Some stupid kid called me 'old.'" "I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young." "I've been young since way before he was even born." "He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is." "Might be time for us to have a little talk."

"Could I ask you for a dollar without having to hear how tough you had it when you were my age?"

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

Says here Flag Day is June 14...what the heck is Flag Day?"

'Your generation has it so easy . . . when i was a lad we had to forage in the woods for scraps of discarded porn.'

"Baldo, I never said humor your elders...you should respect your elders!"