Intergenerational Dynamics Pillows

"For the sake of diversity, this office needs an old-timer."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

The Ageing Process.

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

New Age: Retirement Plan

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."

Hairstyle Inspiration

"You know the employees are getting younger when they give a lecture on the dangers of acne."

Bring Grandpa to Work Day: 'I'm just sayin', that' s not the way we did it in my day!'

The Primal Scream.

'Kids today!'

"I hear you can order toilet paper over the internet."

"Your great Abuelita Zoraida is coming for a visit! Do you know what that means?"

'I don't mind working for someone younger than me, but now I draw the line.'