Intergenerational Dynamics Mugs

"For the sake of diversity, this office needs an old-timer."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

The Ageing Process.

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

New Age: Retirement Plan

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history. You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses. What's that mean? Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity ... even its identity. The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history. (Yawn) Old people talk a lot. What I'm saying is, you were not my first "Rudy Park," and

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."

Bring Grandpa to Work Day: 'I'm just sayin', that' s not the way we did it in my day!'

Who is that teenager giving an interview in an old t-shirt and jeans? The guy who founded Facebook. He's way cool! Too cool to put on a shirt? Look on the bright side, Nana. Even I can dress like a billionaire!

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

Hairstyle Inspiration

"You know the employees are getting younger when they give a lecture on the dangers of acne."

The Primal Scream.

"Your great Abuelita Zoraida is coming for a visit! Do you know what that means?"

"I hear you can order toilet paper over the internet."

'Kids today!'