Intergenerational Analyst Mugs

The Primal Scream.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

New Age: Retirement Plan

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"Yo! Check it out"

"OK Boomer."

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

Whatever in the Sixties?

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"This says the median age for Hispanics in the United States is 27...the median age for all the other groups is much higher."

'Kids today eh What do they look like'

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

"For the sake of diversity, this office needs an old-timer."