Generational Researcher Mugs

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"1971... 2015..."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Someday when you have children of your own, you’ll understand why I dress you like ‘an idiot.’"

"Thank you for your service."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."