Generational Ponderer Mugs

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"1971... 2015..."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

'They're not reliable.'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

Crybaby Millennials

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"Why do you look very old, Grannie?"