Intergenerational Analyst Pillows

The Primal Scream.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

New Age: Retirement Plan

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

"Yo! Check it out"

When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history. You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses. What's that mean? Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity ... even its identity. The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history. (Yawn) Old people talk a lot. What I'm saying is, you were not my first "Rudy Park," and

"OK Boomer."

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My mother doesn't want me to get a tattoo, but I disagree. I believe that a tattoo would be very attractive. What do you think? - Jessica, rebellious daughter. *(Actual reader letter). Is this serious? Is this a real letter? They're all real. I am stunned. Stunned? What is wrong with children? Defying their mothers? Do you know what would happen if we had defied our parents like that? What? They'd have sent us to live in the old country with our illiterate cousins who left

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

Generation Hexed

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"This says the median age for Hispanics in the United States is 27...the median age for all the other groups is much higher."

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.

'Kids today eh What do they look like'

Whatever in the Sixties?

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

'Life is easy for you kids these days! When I was a boy...'