Intergenerational Relationships Mugs

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

Pre-Old Blues

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

The Ageing Process.

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history. You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses. What's that mean? Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity ... even its identity. The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history. (Yawn) Old people talk a lot. What I'm saying is, you were not my first "Rudy Park," and

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

Hairstyle Inspiration

Who is that teenager giving an interview in an old t-shirt and jeans? The guy who founded Facebook. He's way cool! Too cool to put on a shirt? Look on the bright side, Nana. Even I can dress like a billionaire!

"Would you take a selfie of me for my Grandkids?"

Bring Grandpa to Work Day: 'I'm just sayin', that' s not the way we did it in my day!'