Intergenerational Dialogue Mugs

"What's wrong, little buddy?" "Some stupid kid called me 'old.'" "I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young." "I've been young since way before he was even born." "He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is." "Might be time for us to have a little talk."

Says here Flag Day is June 14...what the heck is Flag Day?"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

Grandma

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

"Would you take a selfie of me for my Grandkids?"

Hairstyle Inspiration

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."

"For the sake of diversity, this office needs an old-timer."