Generational Discourse Mugs

"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."

"Nice haircut."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"1971... 2015..."

Not-so-easy listening...

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

Grandma