Intergenerational Relationships Gifts

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

The Ageing Process.

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

Bring Grandpa to Work Day: 'I'm just sayin', that' s not the way we did it in my day!'

"Would you take a selfie of me for my Grandkids?"

Hairstyle Inspiration