Intergenerational Connector Gifts

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

New Age: Retirement Plan

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

Grandma

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

'My Gran'pa bridges the generation gap with 10- dollar bills!'

"Would you take a selfie of me for my Grandkids?"

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."

The Primal Scream.

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

Beware of the teenager.