Generations Connector Gifts

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Not-so-easy listening...

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"From rocker to rocker."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

The Crummiest Generation

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street