Generations Connector Pillows

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Not-so-easy listening...

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Bubbies and technology

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"From rocker to rocker."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

The Crummiest Generation

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'