Intergenerational Communication Pillows

"Baldo, I never said humor your elders...you should respect your elders!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

Grandma

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

"Would you take a selfie of me for my Grandkids?"

Hairstyle Inspiration

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."

"For the sake of diversity, this office needs an old-timer."

The Primal Scream.