Favor Exchanger Pillows

'You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours!'

Lady of the Cake.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

The Tobin Tax.

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

Santa Claus

December 26th . . . The Returns

'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

Mail Yourself a Card.

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

97-pound Weakling.

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

Artists Christmas Party

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"

'A penny for your thoughts. Fifty bucks for your panties.'

'May I see your telephone number?'

Trends: A Brief History

Tell him that's my final offer: carrots and pretzel sticks for his Jell-o cup.

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

"She sent me a Thank You note, so I sent back a Thank You for your Thank You note and she sent a Thank You for thanking me for the Thank You note and..."

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

"I'm dying to know who will be my secret Santa this year."

Landlady and her tenant

'You'll be making more money because we'll be paying you in pesos.'

"We had a great christmas. I've got some lovely presents to exchange"