Christmas Card Exchange Gifts

'Merry Christmas' Devoted angel praising Christmas

Labrador Non-retriever

Christmas Hugs

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Christmas tree exchange

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

The key to eliminating work-related clutter and stress: Proper Paperwork Triage!

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

December 26th . . . The Returns

'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'

Santa Claus

"I really miss letters."

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On ... Dunderhead and Blitzen!"

'He wants to know if you brought Him an X-Box?'

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"Since this is your first offense, I'll just take your name off my Christmas card list."

Blank Christmas Card

Mail Yourself a Card.

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

"Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?"

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

'Hi money,I'm home.'